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Paraic O'Donnell | Writer. Lives in a very small way.

Paraic O’Donnell

  • Lush

    Another improvised Twitter narrative from a while back. This one is about mascara and the porn…

  • The Lives of the Mitfords

    The collected lives of the lesser Mitfords. An occasional Twitter series. Acuity Mitford. Almost entirely blind,…

  • Sword of Mist of Honour

    A series of tweets in the style of a fantasy novel manuscript. SWORD OF MIST OF…

  • Celebrity Cluedo

    In the bathroom at Harvey Nick’s, with a little surprise in her mimosa. #celebritycluedo In the…

  • Driving While Asparagus

    I tweeted this about random asparagus testing. I have no idea why. I got pulled over…

  • Placed by the Gideons

    Another improvised tweet sequence. I’m afraid I can offer no explanation. ‘You come here often.’ ‘Oh,…