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Collected Toaster Settings, 2015 – 2017
I used to post about toaster settings on Twitter. You kind of had to be there.
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Then the Night
The tweets collected below form an occasional if loosely structured series. They are generally composed late at…
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Satan’s Little Pony
I improvised this piece on Twitter. It’s about an unfortunate incident involving Satan’s horse. In hindsight,…
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Ballooning with Dolly
An improvised tweet sequence about ballooning with Dolly Parton. I’m afraid I have no idea. Ah,…
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The Big Nap Time
Actually, I’m thinking of pitching some hard-boiled children’s fiction to some people. I’ve even got my…
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Keith the Robin
Oh, I almost forgot. I made friends with a robin. His name is Keith. You’d like…